[Source: SciFiWire.com] In another example of best uses of the Internet, Star Wars fans have been (ahem) amusing themselves by figuring out what Star Wars references are also sexual references. They call these "double entauntaundres," and here are 27 of the "best" of them. We vouch for neither their accuracy nor their taste:
"Take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at isn't it?"
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."
"Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked."
"So, you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me."
"Oh yes, that's very good. I like that ... oh, something's not right because now I can't see."
"Point that thing somewhere else!"
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
"I have felt him, my master."
"No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE."
"I don't care what you smell, you big, furry oaf - get in there!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid!"
"I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money."
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in there."
"This one a long time have I watched."
"Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."
"Good relations with the Wookiees I have."
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"You had a plan for getting in, you didn't have a plan for getting out?!"
"If you give it to me, I might forget I found you."
"No it didn't go in, just impacted on the surface!"
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"So. You got your reward and you're just leaving, then?"
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."
"Take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at isn't it?"
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."
"Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked."
"So, you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me."
"Oh yes, that's very good. I like that ... oh, something's not right because now I can't see."
"Point that thing somewhere else!"
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
"I have felt him, my master."
"No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE."
"I don't care what you smell, you big, furry oaf - get in there!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid!"
"I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money."
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in there."
"This one a long time have I watched."
"Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."
"Good relations with the Wookiees I have."
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"You had a plan for getting in, you didn't have a plan for getting out?!"
"If you give it to me, I might forget I found you."
"No it didn't go in, just impacted on the surface!"
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"So. You got your reward and you're just leaving, then?"
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."
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